Stuff We Probably Shouldn’t Have Taught

8 Mar

Over the course of the last couple years friends, family and I have taught Reid somethings we probably shouldn’t have.

  1. He calls sea gulls “dump chickens”
  2. He knew my first name before he could say “mom” or “mama.” At 10 months old, he’d greet me by saying “Hi, Jim” from his highchair
  3. He thinks it’s hysterical  when somebody “toots”
  4. At 2, he can work my parents’ DVD player better than they can
  5. When he talks on the phone or plays with a toy phone, he answers it by saying “What’s Up?”
  6. I often tell him: “Reid you are an awesome little kid.” Now he tells strangers: “Me awesome little kid.”
  7. He calls his butt his poop-er-a-tor
  8. We call the naked run from his bedroom to the tub “going streaking”
  9. If I pull up to a Dunkin’ Donuts drive thru, Reid asks for french fries
  10. If you ask him where his “business” is, he points to his crotch

Share what you’ve taught your kids that maybe you shouldn’t have.

3 Responses to “Stuff We Probably Shouldn’t Have Taught”

  1. Liz March 9, 2012 at 2:48 am #

    Love No. 7!!

  2. Julie March 9, 2012 at 4:10 am #

    Ha! I love it. I’m not a parent, but none of these seem too damaging. Just cute.

  3. Ryan March 10, 2012 at 9:14 pm #

    I’m 23 and I still call them toots

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